Hello world...
Here i am back with my blogging... First of all happy new year to all of you..I always think of doing many things but i will never take any steps or leave it in the midway.. This blogging is a perfect example for that..Hope i will be regular here after..;)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Fiction 55
7:55 a.m,
I woke up and came downstairs.skimmed through the daily until i saw "IT giant cognizant plans to buy microsoft".Rushed to the front page its dated 5may 2055. As i kept staring my mom placed a bowl and demanded to have my breakfast.The bowl just had two red capsules :( .
Alarm blared...
7.55 a.m
P.s : Pls dont throw shoes for the cognizant thing.Its just an fiction :)
I woke up and came downstairs.skimmed through the daily until i saw "IT giant cognizant plans to buy microsoft".Rushed to the front page its dated 5may 2055. As i kept staring my mom placed a bowl and demanded to have my breakfast.The bowl just had two red capsules :( .
Alarm blared...
7.55 a.m
P.s : Pls dont throw shoes for the cognizant thing.Its just an fiction :)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Is einsten wrong?
may 15,2008
The day my college life wrapped up. I was returning home with Kgs of luggage’s in my hand and tons of memories in my heart. A bunch of my friends who haven’t returned home yet came to the bus stand for my send off. We were chatting and mocking at each other probably for the one last time though. we lit a cigarette and had a puff each.(though most of us don’t know to smoke yet :P). Its time. The driver started the volvo engine.We hugged each other and i got into the bus, placed my luggage’s. Checked my seat number, thank god its an window seat. The bus moved .Im so moved too but since i dint want to break my cool boy image i managed a smile. Shouts of bye all around, the whole bus stand is staring at us. Waived my hands to my friends until they vanished.
Its started raining outside. The lights were switched off in the bus. `I took my ipod and played my sad list. Closed my eyes and the happy days peeped into my memories. After half an hour or so i felt bored, and i played the love songs list. suddenly lights were switched on. Somebody getting in to the bus.(Dreamy girl song from OM shanthi om was playing in my ipod).Pushing of the curtains in the indoor there came an angel. She is wet propably due to the rain. Her face stil covered with her shawl. With such a song in my ears and such an beautiful sight for my eyes i couldn’t have asked for anything better. As she was nearing me i was trying to take my eyes out of her. But i couldnt. To my surprise she stood beside me and placed her luggage’s on the ledge above me. For the first time i looked into the seat next to me. It was vacant. out of absolutely nowhere I felt a sudden sweet shot of joy. Blood flood in to my veins. But it didn’t last long. To my disappointment she sat in the window seat on the otherside. A big aunt was sitting next to her. Certainly the biggest I have ever seen. I Couldn’t even get a glimpse of her. No one could have cursed the aunty better than me. Back to the pavilion. I closed my eyes and listened to my songs again.(now its played har ghadi badhal rahi he roop zindagi from kal ho na ho.It seems my ipod got a sixth sense..).I felt a hand on my shoulder. Oh my god its her. Shes saying something to me. Removed my earphones.
She:Its wet overthere, can i sit here?.
me:(though i wanted to say please i just gave a nodd)
She sat next to me. Oh my god i couldn’t believe my eyes she’s so gorgeous. pinched my hand but it did hurt.(now my ipod played Engeyo paartha mayakkam from yaaradi nee mohini :D).Its weird a girl can change your mood just like that but it can be on any side though. was just waiting for an chance to start the conversation. Though I have read all the popular books on impressing girls i have starting trouble yet. she took a book from her bag and started reading. I think its femina or some kind of fashion magazine.Its reminded me of a scene from SRKs DDLG.Should i have tried something freaky like SRK.But I just kept staring at her..Minutes later she took another
book(oh god!) but this time she gave the book to me and asked me to read.I was little happy that i got her attention.I got the book and it had a old man with a long beard in the coverpage.Opened it and just skimmed through the pages. It seemed to be a book on faith,prayer,yoga,meditation.Is she reading this so seriously?.Nothing in the book tallied with me.How long i could act as if reading it seriously .so just returned it.
me :I dont read these kind of books...
she :These kind of books?. What that mean?..
me :Im not spiritual..
she :Do you know whose that in the cover page?..
me :some poet right?
she :poet?.Its sadhguru jaggi vasudev.Have u ever heard of Isha yoga ?.
me :I know Isha gopikar..(i giggled at my own joke..but her face was flat)
I had no idea that this joke would lead to tho worst journey of my life.The next two hours tested my patience more than my semester exam does.Within two hours i became so familiar with sadhguru and his Isha yoga mayam.Can u believe, now i know enough to write an biography on sadhguru,I even know the wall colours of isha yoga.I would have heard the words "guruji says" atleast a 50 times in this two hours.She almost presented a paper on sadhguru.My pose and facial expressions would have clearly shown that im least interested in it.But she never cared for it.It seems like she never going to stop it.I cant bear it anymore.With no other go I just pretended as if drowsing off.It took her another five minutes to notice that im drowsing.she patted me twice to confirm.Thank god finally she sealed her mouth.I never felt so relieved in my life.Within minutes i fell asleep.
Bus halted for tea. Watched her slyly by keeping a straight face and moving eyeballs in her direction. Thank god she's sleeping. Just took a few steps from my seat “siva get me a water bottle pls” said a voice, no need to turn back I knew who it is. Got back to the bus with an water bottle. Gave it to her and sat in my seat.
She:thanks
Me :you are welcome.
She:how much?
Me :Its ok .No probs.
She:I don’t even get gifts for my birthday.
Me :why so?.
She:”guruji says gifts ……………………………………………”
Until then I believed in every single words of einsten. Bot now I strongly contradict with his theory of relativity where he says
“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour.”
I strongly contradict with the pretty girl part. If einsten had traveled in that bus with her instead of me certainly he would have had second thoughts on it. So is einsten wrong?.
P.s: Sorry for those who expected something related to quantum physics or time travel seeing the title.
The day my college life wrapped up. I was returning home with Kgs of luggage’s in my hand and tons of memories in my heart. A bunch of my friends who haven’t returned home yet came to the bus stand for my send off. We were chatting and mocking at each other probably for the one last time though. we lit a cigarette and had a puff each.(though most of us don’t know to smoke yet :P). Its time. The driver started the volvo engine.We hugged each other and i got into the bus, placed my luggage’s. Checked my seat number, thank god its an window seat. The bus moved .Im so moved too but since i dint want to break my cool boy image i managed a smile. Shouts of bye all around, the whole bus stand is staring at us. Waived my hands to my friends until they vanished.
Its started raining outside. The lights were switched off in the bus. `I took my ipod and played my sad list. Closed my eyes and the happy days peeped into my memories. After half an hour or so i felt bored, and i played the love songs list. suddenly lights were switched on. Somebody getting in to the bus.(Dreamy girl song from OM shanthi om was playing in my ipod).Pushing of the curtains in the indoor there came an angel. She is wet propably due to the rain. Her face stil covered with her shawl. With such a song in my ears and such an beautiful sight for my eyes i couldn’t have asked for anything better. As she was nearing me i was trying to take my eyes out of her. But i couldnt. To my surprise she stood beside me and placed her luggage’s on the ledge above me. For the first time i looked into the seat next to me. It was vacant. out of absolutely nowhere I felt a sudden sweet shot of joy. Blood flood in to my veins. But it didn’t last long. To my disappointment she sat in the window seat on the otherside. A big aunt was sitting next to her. Certainly the biggest I have ever seen. I Couldn’t even get a glimpse of her. No one could have cursed the aunty better than me. Back to the pavilion. I closed my eyes and listened to my songs again.(now its played har ghadi badhal rahi he roop zindagi from kal ho na ho.It seems my ipod got a sixth sense..).I felt a hand on my shoulder. Oh my god its her. Shes saying something to me. Removed my earphones.
She:Its wet overthere, can i sit here?.
me:(though i wanted to say please i just gave a nodd)
She sat next to me. Oh my god i couldn’t believe my eyes she’s so gorgeous. pinched my hand but it did hurt.(now my ipod played Engeyo paartha mayakkam from yaaradi nee mohini :D).Its weird a girl can change your mood just like that but it can be on any side though. was just waiting for an chance to start the conversation. Though I have read all the popular books on impressing girls i have starting trouble yet. she took a book from her bag and started reading. I think its femina or some kind of fashion magazine.Its reminded me of a scene from SRKs DDLG.Should i have tried something freaky like SRK.But I just kept staring at her..Minutes later she took another
book(oh god!) but this time she gave the book to me and asked me to read.I was little happy that i got her attention.I got the book and it had a old man with a long beard in the coverpage.Opened it and just skimmed through the pages. It seemed to be a book on faith,prayer,yoga,meditation.Is she reading this so seriously?.Nothing in the book tallied with me.How long i could act as if reading it seriously .so just returned it.
me :I dont read these kind of books...
she :These kind of books?. What that mean?..
me :Im not spiritual..
she :Do you know whose that in the cover page?..
me :some poet right?
she :poet?.Its sadhguru jaggi vasudev.Have u ever heard of Isha yoga ?.
me :I know Isha gopikar..(i giggled at my own joke..but her face was flat)
I had no idea that this joke would lead to tho worst journey of my life.The next two hours tested my patience more than my semester exam does.Within two hours i became so familiar with sadhguru and his Isha yoga mayam.Can u believe, now i know enough to write an biography on sadhguru,I even know the wall colours of isha yoga.I would have heard the words "guruji says" atleast a 50 times in this two hours.She almost presented a paper on sadhguru.My pose and facial expressions would have clearly shown that im least interested in it.But she never cared for it.It seems like she never going to stop it.I cant bear it anymore.With no other go I just pretended as if drowsing off.It took her another five minutes to notice that im drowsing.she patted me twice to confirm.Thank god finally she sealed her mouth.I never felt so relieved in my life.Within minutes i fell asleep.
Bus halted for tea. Watched her slyly by keeping a straight face and moving eyeballs in her direction. Thank god she's sleeping. Just took a few steps from my seat “siva get me a water bottle pls” said a voice, no need to turn back I knew who it is. Got back to the bus with an water bottle. Gave it to her and sat in my seat.
She:thanks
Me :you are welcome.
She:how much?
Me :Its ok .No probs.
She:I don’t even get gifts for my birthday.
Me :why so?.
She:”guruji says gifts ……………………………………………”
Until then I believed in every single words of einsten. Bot now I strongly contradict with his theory of relativity where he says
“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour.”
I strongly contradict with the pretty girl part. If einsten had traveled in that bus with her instead of me certainly he would have had second thoughts on it. So is einsten wrong?.
P.s: Sorry for those who expected something related to quantum physics or time travel seeing the title.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Happy Valentines Day
Ders a proverb, "love ripens only when u say it"
But almost every one in love are afraid of saying the three words I love u...Propably bcoz we afraid dat the relationship may end...!!!
So now im gonna share ma experience which may serve as an solution for u ppl..!!!
I was in love with gal named shalu(propably d best dummy i hav ever seen) in my 10th std... actually we are family friends... And this is the way i proposed her..!!!!
A dead silence for few seconds..... Suddenly she started crying : and ranaway...!!!
I couldnt get the meaning for her cry... But definitely not the cry out of joy... I was afraid whether she would tell it 2 my dad(better dont love family frnds):D...almost sleepless at dat nite thinkin of wat cud b done..!!!
next day..
Dats the way d story had an happy ending...!! so better make april1 as valentines day...!!!
And shalu if u r reading dis i was jus kiddin :P!!!!
But almost every one in love are afraid of saying the three words I love u...Propably bcoz we afraid dat the relationship may end...!!!
So now im gonna share ma experience which may serve as an solution for u ppl..!!!
I was in love with gal named shalu(propably d best dummy i hav ever seen) in my 10th std... actually we are family friends... And this is the way i proposed her..!!!!
me : Hey shalu
shalu : hi shiva .. Y did u asked me to cum here..?..
me : shalu, I hav to tell u something.. But u shldnt get angry on me..!!!
shalu : jus Tell me, again failed in ur xams?..
me : not dat.. But actually i could not concentrate on my studies bcoz of u..
shalu : I hav returned ur guide ..rite?..(i said na, d best dummy)
me : oh god... ok, nowadays i feel as if butterflies r flying in my stomach....
shalu : as if someone is flashing a torch in ur heart rite?!!.
me : (with gr8 joy) s...s...u also have the same?..
shalu : no yaar.. ma granny has ..
me : granny?..
shalu : s..doctor said she has ulcer.. better consult a doctor soon
me : u freak .. Im in love with u(almost shouted)
shalu : hi shiva .. Y did u asked me to cum here..?..
me : shalu, I hav to tell u something.. But u shldnt get angry on me..!!!
shalu : jus Tell me, again failed in ur xams?..
me : not dat.. But actually i could not concentrate on my studies bcoz of u..
shalu : I hav returned ur guide ..rite?..(i said na, d best dummy)
me : oh god... ok, nowadays i feel as if butterflies r flying in my stomach....
shalu : as if someone is flashing a torch in ur heart rite?!!.
me : (with gr8 joy) s...s...u also have the same?..
shalu : no yaar.. ma granny has ..
me : granny?..
shalu : s..doctor said she has ulcer.. better consult a doctor soon
me : u freak .. Im in love with u(almost shouted)
A dead silence for few seconds..... Suddenly she started crying : and ranaway...!!!
I couldnt get the meaning for her cry... But definitely not the cry out of joy... I was afraid whether she would tell it 2 my dad(better dont love family frnds):D...almost sleepless at dat nite thinkin of wat cud b done..!!!
next day..
me : shalu sorry yaar...
shalu : i didn xpect dis from u...im gonna tell dis 2 uncle..bla bla bla(almost like few pages of dialogue by sonia agarwal in 7g)
me : (after few minutes of her speech i just said) APRIL FOOL
shalu: wat?..
me : yestrday was april 1.. so april fool...(thank god it was april)!!!
shalu: I fell for dat.. U moron...so its all prank rite?..
me : ofcourse....;)
shalu : i didn xpect dis from u...im gonna tell dis 2 uncle..bla bla bla(almost like few pages of dialogue by sonia agarwal in 7g)
me : (after few minutes of her speech i just said) APRIL FOOL
shalu: wat?..
me : yestrday was april 1.. so april fool...(thank god it was april)!!!
shalu: I fell for dat.. U moron...so its all prank rite?..
me : ofcourse....;)
Dats the way d story had an happy ending...!! so better make april1 as valentines day...!!!
And shalu if u r reading dis i was jus kiddin :P!!!!
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