Happy Valentines Day

Ders a proverb, "love ripens only when u say it"
But almost every one in love are afraid of saying the three words I love u...Propably bcoz we afraid dat the relationship may end...!!!
So now im gonna share ma experience which may serve as an solution for u ppl..!!!

I was in love with gal named shalu(propably d best dummy i hav ever seen) in my 10th std... actually we are family friends... And this is the way i proposed her..!!!!

me : Hey shalu
shalu : hi shiva .. Y did u asked me to cum here..?..
me : shalu, I hav to tell u something.. But u shldnt get angry on me..!!!
shalu : jus Tell me, again failed in ur xams?..
me : not dat.. But actually i could not concentrate on my studies bcoz of u..
shalu : I hav returned ur guide ..rite?..(i said na, d best dummy)
me : oh god... ok, nowadays i feel as if butterflies r flying in my stomach....
shalu : as if someone is flashing a torch in ur heart rite?!!.
me : (with gr8 joy) s...s...u also have the same?..
shalu : no yaar.. ma granny has ..
me : granny?..
shalu : s..doctor said she has ulcer.. better consult a doctor soon
me : u freak .. Im in love with u(almost shouted)

A dead silence for few seconds..... Suddenly she started crying : and ranaway...!!!
I couldnt get the meaning for her cry... But definitely not the cry out of joy... I was afraid whether she would tell it 2 my dad(better dont love family frnds):D...almost sleepless at dat nite thinkin of wat cud b done..!!!
next day..

me : shalu sorry yaar...
shalu : i didn xpect dis from u...im gonna tell dis 2 uncle..bla bla bla(almost like few pages of dialogue by sonia agarwal in 7g)
me : (after few minutes of her speech i just said) APRIL FOOL
shalu: wat?..
me : yestrday was april 1.. so april fool...(thank god it was april)!!!
shalu: I fell for dat.. U moron...so its all prank rite?..
me : ofcourse....;)

Dats the way d story had an happy ending...!! so better make april1 as valentines day...!!!
And shalu if u r reading dis i was jus kiddin :P!!!!